You don't need my life story; just to know that I'm a journalist, copywriter and editor. A "writer," for short. Or, fleshing it out a bit, an award-winning writer.
I specialise in writing for Web and book publishers, but have done a whole lot more, too. You'll find some of the people I've worked with by navigating the bar above, along with a selection of my published work. I also keep (erratically) an archive-slash-blog, though it's far from complete.
I can turn my hand to many subjects, but if I think your job's not for me, I'll tell you. I'm honest, professional and flexible (though I won't be budged on one matter: this is the funniest thing on the Web). When I write I never forget to remember this and, just as Elmore advised, I try to leave out the parts that people skip.