I’m happy to be employed by you. I’m happy to be asked to write, in whatever capacity. I love researching, and I love writing.

But the space on this website isn’t for sale. I do not want a link swap. I don’t want to run your content in my space. I won’t run copywriting here, even if I wrote it. In fact, you cannot pay to get stuff on here, or swap space for any sort of payment in kind. Sorry.

In general, I can turn my hand to many subjects. But if I think your job’s not for me, I’ll tell you. I’m honest, professional and flexible (though I won’t be budged on one matter: this is the funniest thing on the Web). When I write I never forget to remember this and, just as Elmore advised, I try to leave out the parts that people skip.